i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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