This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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