I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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