So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
