I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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