I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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