Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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