A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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