trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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