Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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