I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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