Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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