I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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