i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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