Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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