She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing