turn off your phone and go to bed
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face