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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...

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  Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings

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  But what if he licks everyones ass?

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• (516): View more from New York

  Are you with Adam and his vodka?

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  Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up

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• (207): View more from Maine

  i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea

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  probs a good idea

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  i like the whole idea of life and being alive

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  you sure you're not high?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.

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• (310): View more from California

  How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.

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