So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.