I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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