i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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