I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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