So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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