her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
