I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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