its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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