Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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