Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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