thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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