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(413): View more from Massachusetts

my phone needs a breathalizer

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(775): View more from Nevada

I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)

(1-775): View more from Nevada

Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them

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(248): View more from Michigan

the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky

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(863): View more from Florida

if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed

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(815): View more from Illinois

It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..

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(905): View more from Ontario

I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental

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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore

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(613): View more from Ontario

3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"

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