is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check