i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.