This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.