id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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