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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"

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• (925): View more from California

  she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys

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• (607): View more from New York

  please dont tell anyone i was drunk

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  you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?

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