is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just had sex on a roof
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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