This girl is more easily done than said...
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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