So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
