Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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