Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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