I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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