The maid of honor just puked.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Randomize
