I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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