i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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