bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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