How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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