we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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