You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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