I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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