i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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