i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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