My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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