i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
my poor anus
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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