i don't plan on having that self control this summer
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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