It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
All I want is dick and wine.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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