I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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