i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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