Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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