Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I enjoy the company of your penis
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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