I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
This girl is more easily done than said...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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