She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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