Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Dick very happy bro
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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